Overheard...

at the Frederick County Fair, in line for the Ferris Wheel (two boys, maybe 10 and 8):

Boy 1: "Why isn't the attendant letting people on all the empty seats? Look, he missed another one!"

Boy 2: "It's because the empty seats are the ones that people fell from and died and then when they died they turned into zombies and the zombies are going to come back and eat us all."

pause...

Boy 2: "...I'm a worst case scenario kind of guy."